egg

Working its first case
with semi-feigned reluctance
MurderSolverBot.

Vivacious airhead
even Poirot falls for her
poor doomed ingénue.

Impending divorce
extramarital affairs
big juicy rubies.

Bit of a braggart
has nephews up the wazoo
all lucky in love.

Bob has a notebook
he writes down his big boy clues
no blue dog required.

Hostage returns home
no more thinking, only work
turns down a free hug.

Devious ethnics
a toothless conspiracy
not worth the clean shave.

Everyone's a fraud
just peepholes waiting to close
sometimes all at once.

Old ways are tested
willfully misunderstood
foreign can't be right.

Pink smoke, far off drums
floating portal, friendly crab
but no aliens.

Young girls disappear
death and destruction follow
“cursed” sounds sensible.

Magical slap fight
but the fight is romantic,
and the slaps are gifts.

Lie, seduce women
ignore your debts, even kill
just don't mock the church.

Gray weather, gray life
the ocean air does wonders
the hottie helps too.

Red skies, high water
old folks resistant to change
cities being born.

Make the best of it
a copy of a copy
inconsistent dork.

Rampaging AIs
religious diversity
earnestly goofy.

Endless gray water
lingering spooky odors
awkward small town girls.

Failing marriages
abrupt (but thriving) affairs
peace seems far away.

Finally, wartime
grieve quietly, lie often
now under one roof.

Meet the right people
beauty only goes so far
he knows when to push.

They'll grow up someday
holding them back helps no one
children need to eat.

Cold, isolated
stalked by the unquiet dead
lonely guy meets hunk.

Free house in the woods
every loner pervert's dream
bonus spooky tree.

This is who you are
what else can you remember?
Let's try this again.