egg

Scoundrel gains a son
but only for an evening
he smooched the wrong girl.

Foolish old women
squatting on their paper hoard
he just wants to help.

Small but powerful
pipsqueak miracle worker
willing fool for god.

Wealthy and corrupt
too rich for consequences
a book won't hurt them.

Guzzle that gin punch
his smugness seems exhausting
even without pants.

Rich girl can't sleep now
rich girl being rude to maids
rich girl loses wealth.

Helmet from the sky
SPLAT! goes the heir apparent
dad thinks he lucked out.

Tuppy, nemesis
a chance for revenge, at last
weeellll, maybe next time.

Be patient with him
recently reintroduced
comes from stubborn stock.

Girls you can't forget
just their names and whereabouts
some you wish you could.

Love calls to Bingo
leave all the thinking to Jeeves
financed by Bertie.

Can't trust greedy sorts
nothing in their scheming hearts
careless with nieces.

Emotional porn
confident chub, shy hottie
so many feelings.

A little money 
that's all you need to make more
wives don't understand.

Uncouth, gullible
periods and dogs extinct
bumbling through the past.

Awful things happen
expect the stick, get grapefruit
embrace the absurd.

Bones refuse to burn
art goes to performer's head
hand that longs to choke.

Affectless beauty
gruesome twinkle in her eye
murderer magnet.

Psychic vamps play games
nazis never change their spots
rapers gonna rape.

Tea is a hard drug
the devil always collects
dogs can be stretchy.

Eager for a friend
flapping, squeaking, grinning meat
shockingly grotesque.

Were dogs and vampires
dark academic research
crab, your new best friend.

So, wind is scary
trees are creepy, as is sand
France is a hell hole.

Simple mountain folk
a little quick with the knife
loath to take their meds.

Unhappy, intense
not what I needed right now
unwillingly moved.