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Second chance at love
it took a little nudging 
a pricey mistake.

Dad hires your boyfriend
his flirtatious ex turns up
stupid space crayfish.

The author loves cats
but in a creepy-sex way
Persians float his boat.

Big boobs, moony looks
clever, but not threatening
bit long in the tooth.

Hi, then bone, now love
moves fast for a bookish guy
underused mummy.

Lonely people die
shy writer suspects the worst
death smells like armpits.

Just insurance fraud
that's practically wholesome
enter the Scotsman.

Married for money
all hot and bothered for free
no substance, just sweet.

Brief history, or
how men ruin everything
power and tits? Gasp!

Infamous cuckold
not even that murderous
sandwiched by madmen.

Disappointing mess
not in the spirit at all
shocking lack of nuns.

Murder your kinfolk
but make cool statues of them
~just emperor things~

Highlight, pet a dog
Belgium won't fix your marriage
nor will the Arctic.

They cheat, don't listen
distract your friends, whore around
even mom falls short.

Too many targets
missing humans, short on drones
making connections.

Ghost with tidy hair
reborn goddess is cranky
sinister echoes.

Mother set the rules
left to their own devices
the youngest goes rogue.

Disappointed aunts
stern, disapproving uncles
the money must flow.

The losses seem small
ignore the unfamiliar
make do with what's left.

Bar hopping young folk
swanning around, strapped for cash
here come the nazis.

Guilt and thwarted love
of god, ourselves, each other,
the bottle for some.

Grim, nearly timeless
death and ugly surprises
neverending grind.

Haughty teenager
thankless, resentful of help
Titus Groan, horndog.

She had great timing
a letter, a pleading look
her best drama yet.

Colonists' wet dream
cryptic natives, muddy pits
slaves do all the work.