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In a world gone mad
one dog strives to save the day
but first, sausages.

Rough men with bad luck
surviving on stolen land
guns fix everything.

Clinging residues
intentionally tainted
food becomes grotesque.

Explore and exploit
xenophobic by default
somehow, we survive.

Taunting love letters
hidden, artfully composed
just text her “u up?”.

Reliving old sins
curiosity, remorse
it's all about you.

Men being beastly
tricking wives, nursing grudges
everyone gets screwed.

Fallen on hard times
drinking what little he's paid
one last job, then rest.

Would-be tyrant fails
hungry machine has a snack
sadly, earth is missed.

Wine sodden lockdown 
nebulous geography
let the ghost poke you.

Flowery letters
fun sex pranks to play on friends
makes orgies seem dull.

Hungry space robots
appreciate a fine rump
but they're not picky.

Quipping, cracking skulls
lusting after helpless maids
gothic puzzle fiend.

Global politics
sisters doing for themselves
men with the wrong smell.

The meaning of life
it seems rather silly now
no higher purpose.

Persuasive beasties
depression, or monster kids
both eat you alive.

The gravest of sins
pure outside, tainted within
worse than a big horse.

She fought death off once
might as well indulge herself
spread the thrill around.

Poking her nose in
wait until they hear this one
who's the story now?

Tired of dirty work
maneuvering while you sleep
the oppressed revolt.

Objects in the sky
gigantic owls stalk the woods
humans gobble pie.

Light background info
tragic lack of my hero
Dougie “Jackpots” Jones.

Used and abused tech
obsessed with the could-have-beens
harming the present.

Loot in the closet
dynamite chick left in bed
some chump takes a stab.

Hick cop seeing green
too rough with a poor old man
try to help, get whacked.