egg

Heisenberg bedsheet
big beastie loves gasoline
sheep basher gets his.

Don't cross Jacqueline
squished all up into steak pie
you'll love it, pervert.

People are just meat
for food, worship, theatre
even this meat-book.

Round ‘em up, robot
or, “is genocide that bad?”
spoiler: it's the worst.

Step-parenting sucks
woops, you lost your memory
your friend is a dog.

Home grown terrorist
pain-in-the-ass patriot
fearless stickerer.

Treading carefully
ethical planet hopping
screaming rats have rights.

Wanton corruption
beasties with big appetites
thesaurus abuse.

Corruption is king
dying dreams and murdered girls
that's Hollywoodland.

Mud is not spooky
neither are fish, nor foxes
local muck-for-brains.

Great man, holy fool
my god(s) can beat up your god
the endless squabble.

Beloved duo
seldom read, often copied
unsuccessfully.

A clever puppy
plotting, learning from mistakes
would pet, cautiously.
or
A cunning stripling
intriguing, not loveable
he looks like he'd bite.

Beefy & scrawny
both astoundingly stupid
each in their own way.

Stalked, consumed with guilt
what a rubbish honeymoon
ruthless bossy boots.

Sensitive mutant
witcher pining for his witch
scorning destiny.

Statuesque ginger
so horned up she can't think straight
murderous hotpants.

Beastly rivals cringe
fear overrules pretty words
the boy must be brave.

Merciless scheming
all undone by one harsh word
dead in the water.

Endorsing evil
familiar faces ignored
until they return.

Vain little grey cells
irritatingly correct
safe from pretty girls.

Borrower of socks
bane of aunts and creditors
get rich quick, or bust.

Doomed man counts the days
top-notch stagecraft gone to waste
play along, sourpuss.

Squeaky psychic lump
telekinetic torso
schizo bomb herder.

Murderous florists
convoluted dinner plans
Sherlock Holmes, he's not.