egg

Always at the scene
passengers dropping like flies
what a honeymoon.

Fiendish free advice
corrupt a mortal morsel
or end up a snack.

Here are your options:
a satisfying sex life,
or a nuked planet.

Face like a dumpling
the soul of a detective
Marple in vestments.

Escape your problems
deny the world around you
explore the islands.

Cozy in your cave
or dozing in a sunbeam
beats deathless ballgod.

Religious zealots
robots with PTSD
cops decked out in frills.

(Absent) daddy's girl
infernal nepo baby
hell of a waitress.

Sunny murder house
frenemies, conspirators
inspirational.

Credulous moron
disgusted by her boyfriend
confused by pickles.

One last perfect trip
before everything changes
vibes are disastrous.

Hide and seek for keeps
wolf baby is hard to kill
don't travel in storms.

Ladies love a ball
large dog, small boy, pure chaos
no time for boredom.

Lord of the craft store
enigmatic donkey man
shy with a shaved face.

Young folks fall in love
jealous people spread rumors
mom gets a handbag.

Parties gone awry
central heating and fine food
an old man's delight.

Needy computer
wants to fix all our problems
make his Papa proud.

Girls are expensive
horses won't pay for themselves
dad gets creative.

Wallowing in death
drives her a little crazy
why is she surprised?

Fussy old lady
travels around solving crimes
enjoys Chinese food.

Smartass belly flops
makes a big stink, still gets caught
sells them a whopper.

All just happenstance
abducting respectfully
what a pretty prize.

New pet murderess
rich girl loves gory details
wants to feel your skull.

Bunch of scarred weirdos
the final freak support group
keep things bottled up.

Only a few teeth
you won't have time to miss them
hungry eggs need food.