egg

The hack for the job
replace the man with the myth
cull the juicy bits.

Nothing but bad luck
stubborn men in fancy boots
cut off at the knees.

Nice war you've got there
sneaky people on both sides
don't get too attached.

Why not poetry
bed-bound, nothing else to do
illness into art.

Preserve the science
we'll do better the next time
ooh, big shiny light!

Reluctant tourist
makes time travel tedious
whinge about decor.

Oopsy terrorists
space General Hospital
it's fine, they're sorry.

Desperate, lonely
thoroughly unlovable
creepy about sex.

Throws murder party
gets murdered by murderer
great planning, dumbass.

Sunburned wanderlust
pastoral desert mesas
scam some mules for god.

Creepy doll moves in
crime solved from a cozy chair
pranks will get you killed.

Flop around through time
signed up to be a hero
feel like a killer.

Planet-hopping stud
resents doing the right thing
demonizes child.

Horny time travel
getting rich is too boring
impregnate yourself.

Young hunk gets frisky with timeBecomes his own partner in crimeGets up the duff—I've had enoughDumb haikus don't have to rhyme.

Ghosts are like people
impatient and forgetful
nothing like dragons.

A familiar house
old memories resurface
gullible lovebirds.

Hotel Loneliness
gets by with minimal fuss
longs for company.

Endless flood of tea
although some prefer fish sauce
oh look, a loop hole.

Poke the hornet's nest
see who flies into a rage
no time for feelings.

Never satisfied
groping his way to the top
ambitious horndog.

Old man goes fishing
has a lingering hand cramp
unlucky geezer.

Likely enough lad
inconvenient parentage
friend to animals.

Make up for the past
watch out for the little ones
good mother, good dog.

Greedy little brat
beautiful bottomless pit
well-bred succubus.

Cash prize for a crime
all sympathy and gossip
she'll dig something up.