egg

Aimless outsider
bleak opportunity knocks
can't coast forever.

All these foolish men
taken in by some blonde hair
phony as her smile.

He lacks discretion
skimming cash for tacky art
half is generous.

Greedy grubbing boors
not enough to go around
unless you've got buns.

It beggars belief
they must be spreading herpes
thrush from head to toe.

Took his sweet time, sure
but he was very thorough
fish food family.

Christie's bad guys brag
they can't resist showing off
I did it, here's why!

Frank is the “sane” one
compared to Eric, maybe
he keeps things tidy.

Hunting up a bride
she's lovely, so attentive
he's heels over head.

Young people these days
taking part in ancient rites
bleeding out in caves.

Beard god is hungies
biting off your junk to start
baby meat main course.

Moping around town
no one listens, no one cares
what's a ghost to do?

The dead on display
loyal dog brings back a friend
suspicious new mom.

First the sickness spreads
then flames, inevitably
no time for grieving.

Poor monkey, indeed
orphaned, robbed, left destitute
still quite the looker.

Franco-Prussian War
bad time for zoo animals
werewolves did just fine.

Overdone parties
drunken dads, kids tripping balls
some light shock torture.

Old time religion
ill-intentioned, soaked in blood
try praying harder.

Tapping in the walls
a sudden urge to bicker
try this Cosmo quiz!

Roaming the deep south
one step ahead of the mob
more guns than pitchforks.

Bittered by the job
dealing with strange men all day
eyes glued to her chest.

Rookie goes back home
they've got more dead kid problems
better dead than lost?

Only one boy wins
kill the pumpkin, eat his heart
go live on the farm.

Uncle Cal's the best
he'll tell you scary stories
some fact, some fiction.

Poor girl nabs rich guy
snubs his kin, hates his old house
freaks out at cutouts.