egg

Suggestive maiden
does things we can't even say
trust us, she's evil.

Solitary nerd
a magnet for bad beasties
the man is catnip.

Blood, guts, and friendship
seems there's a plan for Roger
one he'll need limbs for.

Disturbing nightmares
relatives up to no good
gossiping townsfolk.

A play in five acts
fidelity lost and gained
possessed, not haunted.

Poking their nose in
some people just can't resist
where do the clues lead?

Chicks all over him
throwing their bods and their bikes
trolls are less picky.

Unwilling prophet
they all want a piece of him
fingers, toes, whole limbs.

The end of Arthur
his best was not good enough
better luck next time.

Lovers grown careless
their king will always be just
even when it hurts.

Shrill, querulous bones
neverending vacations
pets that grow on you.

Flailing his way through
not exactly up to speed
one day it will click.

Tossed out on his ear
cuckold many times over
grudgeless wonder-spy.

Live a little, Lance
complete the love triangle
try for a threesome.

Three pals crack the code
the only thing that matters
being right, dumbass.

Dumb kid finds true love
seeks her out in the jungle
new dumb kids follow.

You're her special friend
just begging to be sucked dry
you won't even mind.

Haunted by a tune
with his cash cow running low
white boy gets the blues.

Bot with simple needs
tasks to do, some alone time
no chit-chat, thank you.

They're too rich to fight
King Arthur's not playing fair
pick on someone poor.

How hard could it be
have a stroll, eat some noodles
bicker over cakes.

Clever little rat
skyrocketing socially
nearly to the top.

He comes pre-humbled
great leadership qualities
...bit weird about geese.

Running hot and cold
moody teen seeks adventure
nitpicks the whole time.

Mechanized vulture
picking metallic bones clean
living just because.