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Don't talk to strangers
never go on holiday
plants, far too hungry.

Few standouts, disappointing but not a waste of time. 2.5 stars.

Thinly veiled romance
poor misunderstood bad boy
she sees his true self!

One smooch in the hedge
hardly worth fussing over
better make it two.

Mary-Love drops by
never one to let things go
in life or after.

Purchase this, drill that
the matriarch has spoken
cash keeps rolling in.

War is kind to them
wealth, spouses, kissing cousins
all taken in stride.

For the greater good
sacrifices must be made
family comes first.

Red shows her mettle
she does what needs to be done
stay off her shit list.

Artistic squatter
malnourished schizophrenic
thanklessly alive.

I'm not buying it
that girl loves making them squirm
playing the coquette.

Monk in the middle
a spare body in a ditch
love is in the air.

What a lovely blob
it can't understand a word
still gives you presents.

Fairytale marriage
more Brothers Grimm than Disney
complete with cop-out.

He's all charisma
a chick (and demon) magnet
playing hard to get.

A robot party
each one brought a fog machine
but forgot the cake.

Sandy, unchanging
a kingdom without plumbing
some inheritance.

Driven by one thing
not honor, not even love
fame above all else.

Fred, fairy uncle
reuniter of lovers
vanquisher of debts.

The tools of his trade
guaranteed to crack the case
a range of root veg.

Your face in many
distorted and repurposed
recognizable?

An imperfect ruse
promising people chickens
I'd be pissed off too.

Warring loyalties
cyborg sexual tension
or some dumb lost kid.

Merged review for Starfall Station:

She might be bad luck
you can't even shop in peace
the hugs are nice, though.

End of the empire
protect the only thing left
the boy must be saved.

No consequences
pursuing that foreign girl
beastly English prig.

Searching for meaning
through pointless repetition
distinguished by grief.