egg

Young and self-absorbed
almost willfully obtuse
now old, but not grown.

The British love us
we impress so easily
their beloved pets.

Up in the belfry
quite the romantic figure
an artist, of sorts.

That's not important
it's the rudeness she can't stand
the voodoo is fine.

Warring against time
beginning or end, the same
always a boner.

Fanboy meets fangirl
he lets her do the grunt work
lord knows she can't cook.

She's hung up on trees
sneaking up to wreck your car
filling you with fear.

Told with so much love
father/son/new-and-ex-wives
foremost, love of self.

Cities made of lists
and also the opposite
how profound is that?

Yankees in the south
they were bound to cause trouble
a waste of good pork.

He's not a good fit
you can trust a dog's instincts
those are warning barks.

Sadistic machine
you broke his favorite toys
suffer in silence.

She always comes home
ten years and two girls later
still keeping secrets.

Risking life and limb
brave cosmic dumpster diver
do it for the ape.

Not an easy life
cabbages are beautiful
but not to your son.

Magic off those clothes
god digs free love, thou art god
grok this to fullness.

The gods are fickle
harmless fun turns to bloodshed
Thor gets so hangry.

Please, only vague hints
its depth defies description
exotic Xingu.

Overseas book hunt
leads to ham care packages
pork, that's true friendship.

Milkweed pods from space
the evil plan is nap time
the chillest baddies.

Hot death from the sky
he has more pressing concerns 
suicide, or not.

Stinky jello gods
flying crabs that love to chat
worst of all, ethnics!

Betrayed by women
even golden boys aren't safe
author's cry for help?

Rustic fantasy,
domestic espionage,
sappy teen romance.

Man, woman, pure twit
so in love with poetry
room for little else.