egg

Lazing down the Thames
bored with pretending to work
the dog has more sense.

Bitter, vindictive
certain she can do no wrong
Miss Svetlana Trump?

Faith and love in doubt
there has to be more to life
sheep, for example.

Follow the clues, Scoob
lame art film is a killer
but what does it want?

Outsourced on day one
her job has major drawbacks
but great eye candy.

Feral synesthete
bitter revenge on her tongue
she sure gets her fill.

Dwelling on flowers
certainly won't help you fight
mope after you've won.

Making earth better
option one: mercy killing
two: healing old wounds.

Rich, bored, and morose
odd choice for a new mentor
dude's kind of a dick.

Poet's last hurrah
such rich source material
subtle as a brick.

Little desert witch
not completely dead inside
enough love for one.

Enemies in name
only partially in thought
resuming the game.

Self-imposed curses
so easy to make, with help
hard to break alone.

Don't steal from grandma
it's not about tomatoes
it's the mystery.

Old man's war stories
probably worth a listen
you might learn something.

It feels like the truth
that's all that matters to her
triumph over facts.

That moat was worthless
rootin' tootin' face shootin'
assassins can swim.

Clever tinkerer
devoted his life to time
promptly forgotten.

Monster with deep thoughts
when he's not talking nonsense
he's biting off heads.

The kindest option
more than just thinning the herd
it's for charity.

Don't ever cross her
her mother's daughter, no lie
she will ice you out.

So much deception
even "the end" is a lie
just wait friends, there's more!

Foolish moody boy
loving and hating in turns
jealous to the core.

Time-altering drugs
unjust way to fight a war
or your weak husband.

Useless, all of them
wallowing in their whiteness
too good to help out.