egg

He's no one's hero
winning by not quite dying
war, because why not?

So much for Klara
deep in love with a robot
who wants one that talks?

Domestic stories
wives at the end of their rope
nosey cow neighbors.

Greedy little boy
gorged with malicious pleasure
hot for a scandal.

What a place to haunt
quicksand, sudden spooky mists
even some ruins!

Stirring up witches
when will they bloody well learn?
The Fool knows better.

Don't turn out the light
the limbless ones will find you
they love you so much.

Nothing left but pride
never exactly married
but she got her man.

What a dreamy guy
kind to beasties, quick to kill
calls you his princess.

A mother's worries:
should we burn the evidence,
did anyone see?

Magic cape is found,
a fragile best friend is lost,
brother disappears.

It came from the sky
tainting every living thing
crumbling to gray dust.

Visits from Moon men,
robot commander-in-chief,
fat greedy bastards.

Little Jane-that-was
adopted by an AI
raising a new one.

His boss is griping
girlfriend is getting fed up
then, there's this sofa...

A youthful mistake
(one that paid off very well)
comes back to bite him.

Guy moons over girl
no fool, his wife takes action
they overreact.

A tender send off
on his last glorious binge
what a heart of gold.

Hot lonely waitress
suddenly beset with hunks
what's a girl to do?

Sad, beautiful boy
his face on every statue
such enduring grief.

Estranged twin goes home
gets a shock, and a free house
dad is still a douche.

Money and ladies
there's never enough for Roy
starved of mommy's love.

Brotherly slap fight
or, dick-measuring contest
but with fancy capes.

Names, fates, memories
reused like little gold fish
doomed by a pig's tail.

Alone in the woods
Red fights off a hungry wolf
what a boss ass bitch.