The devil turned up
finally, someone to blame
he seemed so harmless.

It can't happen here
this is a decent country
that's what they all say.

Safe in the machine
snuggled up with ideas
not smelly people.

A sudden windfall
just what the doctor ordered
well, he's not sick now.

Namelessly passive
thinking nothing, doing less
the perfect priestess.

Erasing the past
one painful glimpse at a time
and all for nothing.

Welcome home, Henry
your inheritance awaits
howling in the fog.

Paper monkey's paw
some treasure should stay buried
life sentence, indeed.

Fresh homegrown robots
saving us from war and work
but not from women.

Lots of hair stroking
a few kisses now and then
why the angst, Morrie?

Jason loves his wife
he'll do anything for her
so will the others.

Nice enough old guy
but the cat knows what he did
killing for the church.

Real witches have friends
the kind that come out at night
creeping to your room.

Poor orphaned robot
just tried to go for a walk
now he's all alone.

Lord Peter, the sleuth
gentlemen need their hobbies
his involves corpses.

Killing space starfish
so much harder than it sounds
practice makes perfect.

Sleepless and worn out
stuck with a nameless dead girl
Martin does his best.

Clingy young woman
obsessed with a stone cold fox
shame about the kid.

Cousins-Keating clan
a gin and drama cocktail
not quite well-blended.

Ghosts keep turning up
they're not always sinister
some want to hang out.

Captain Snarkypants
leading her crew of misfits
...straight into pirates.

Poor celebrity
wakes up in squalor, unknown
survived by a vase.

Well, everyone dies
their moms are sad about it
other people too.

Country getaway
perfect for making music
or riling up ghosts.

A little run down
loving care will fix it up
it depends on you.