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Armchair game hunter
easy pickings for conmen
death to the harmless.

Hot buttered muffins
respectable clientele
primo eavesdropping.

Handsome strapping gals
could hold you like a baby,
toss you all around.

Brains want to boogie
ladies love to feel frisky
do drugs while you're young.

Words are dangerous
they give people ideas
then the melting starts.

Time to settle down
brew damn good coffee (and hot!)
make cozy new friends.

Gods love a whiner
baby wants a gold blankie
then he can go home.

History lessons
genderless amnesiac
smooth brain, flat planet.

Fond of his own jokes
can't be trusted with champagne
cheap, but still a snob.

You did pray for this
unhinged on a dud planet
live, be your worst self.

Free* cash in the woods
stay calm, don't tell anyone
keep the kill count down.

Too tall and well-read
turns off the blood relatives
books cause brain fever.

Nasty little twists
silly gags taken too far
goth on a budget.

Crying in bookstores
at work, in every bathroom
love, therapy, snot.

Wife has the last word
don't DIY a chimney
ghosts love party games.

Hallmark city girl
an ice queen with her ice king
jokes about salad.

Hostile writer “friends”
unfaithful scumbag husbands
a girl that's all mouth.

Wan nerd reads too much
lost the girl (literally)
breaks a magic boat.

Soft on a scumbag
being played and knowing it
smart, still a sucker.

The hanged man returns
comfort in a hairy chest
soothed by vivid dreams.

A keen observer
petty thief, bullshit artist
deluded pervert.

Dig up the basement
collect unusual things
burn with jealousy.

Warm, sunny, boring
hoping a body will drop
bloodthirsty biddy.

Obsessive film fans
resurrecting a goddess
reap the accolades.

Menaced by rock gangs
holy ghost gives you nightmares
haunted by dinos.