Just a Bit Wrong

There were quite a few times where I had the urge to whisper ‘wtf?!' at this book, wishing to know if this was supposed to be funny. If it was, it failed to make me laugh. Too bad this book wasn't in a subcategory that said ‘how not to write m/m stories', or my rating might have been better. But seriously, wtf?

I was trying to sound like a gym teacher rather than like a horny flight attendant thrilled to see this stud's meat and two vegs in action.

The turbulence shook us in a way that only reminded me of a riding brown-skinned goateed stud I'd met on a layover in Rio de Janeiro, one whose dick was like an upward-pointing jackhammer.

And the whole book goes on like this. You'd think our protagonist had viagra for breakfast.
There's nothing that doesn't remind him of fucking someone or getting fucked by someone.

Phrases like ‘still sucking on his cock with all my vacuum might', made me desperately search the amazon summry for a hint I might have missed, that this is a comedy. Nope, it's supposed to be ‘hot man-on-man action'. Sorry, do I have the wrong book? I really can't find anything hot in this writing style. There were just too many weird phrasings.

This was thankfully a freebie, so I don't have to lie awake at night whispering ‘what have I bought, wtf was that?!' into my pillow.