egg

Unwelcome delays
nosey aliens, free cake
gracious furry hosts.

Frog man on the loose
handsome and misunderstood
needs a woman's touch.

First contact, baby
better send the reject squad
outsiders in spaaaace.

Tough girls, filthy streets
unhealthy fascinations
burn it all away.

Sticky walk of shame
reckless sister ate her fill
short guys don't call back.

A charming village
love in the air, baked in bread
gibbering madness.

Shiver me timbers
land lubbers learn the hard way
treasure hunting blows.

Murderous zealots
shocking lessons to be learned
bitey feathered friends.

Women don't listen
nagging, constant complaining
even when they're dead.

She's out of her depth
missing persons, space pirates
no legs to stand on.

Lusty little wench
pops out babies like a champ
but can't be bothered.

The girl of the hour
they all want her on their side
or a greasy smear.

Exploitive rich guy
tower block, but make it goth
slight plumbing issues.

One baby genius
tiny teleporting twins
free ethics lecture.

Slaves fight for freedom
free men high on ownership
the women suffer.

You know what kids love
extravagant purchases
don't think too deeply.

Tough guy kangaroo
brainy kids driven to drink
one very cold case.

Disoriented
guilty of something, surely
you must deserve this.

Small town politics
lustiest minority
jailbait loverboy.

Little guy gets squished
works hard to become big guy
has squishing to do.

An “improved” homelife
much noisier, certainly
but no dearth of love.

Ungrateful daughters
mommy did it all for you
men, worse than useless.

Always a war on
humans stinking up the place
let the robots win.

Neglect the business
spend money you never had
judge others harshly.

Getting what you want
still being miserable
it's the British way.