egg

Teacher seeks student
ran off for love, stayed for math?
what a silly girl.

Tom learns a new tune
opposite of lullaby
squids seem to like it.

Occult antiquing
who knew junk was so haunted
do ghosts add value?

The Conclave warned us
diverse colonies, or none
we thumbed our noses.

Ruined holidays
poorly planned trips (to beyond?)
you'd best stay home, folks.

Emotive fruit trees
murderous birds, small and large
evil (lovely) girls.

Miserable kids
spawned from unhappy parents
one sluggish reader.

What a hypocrite
a pious terror at home
whoring around town.

A teenager's dream
the world revolves around him
kings stroke his ego.

The future looks bleak
bring on the blissed out fungus
no need to despair.

A brutal disease
wiping out whole families
with no cure in sight.

Nipping at her heels
a fool, nutjob, and scumbag
quite the quadrangle.

Davey's a sad sack
gets dick chomped by a vampire
goes begging for more.

Left-handed hedgehog
spies an ugly morpion
playing with some knifes.

Sheep scavenger hunt
chock full of zany high jinks
and lots of murder.

Ominous silence
from such a noisy planet
sounds peachy to me.

Summer in Green Town
the taste of lime-vanilla
wonder mixed with grief.

Unpolished shorties
they all have a rough time here
yellow, blue, or black.

Ripping holes in space
will complicate your love life
sci-fi with feelings.

Bit of a scumbag
damn fine investigator
great bone structure, too.

Space beasties love us
so warm-blooded and tasty
just let them squeeze you.

Messing with worm holes
side effects: memory loss,
agonizing death.

Ten billion dollars
for a small change of diet
plus, a magic stick.

She's chic, she's charming
(and casually racist)
all the men love her.

Waiting to die out
gently, without any fuss
only in Britain.