egg

Chimps I can deal with
orangutans freak me out
they're sneaky bastards.

Daddy's little lamb
wanders off, but soon comes home
safe in the attic.

Living with a brute
flirting with his hot brother
Mary is a mess.

Nasty church business
only kings can cut heads off
jesus told him so.

All heart and moxie
good old Sam will set things right
faithful to the end.

Ribbed for her pleasure
corn drives all the ladies wild
it's sex on a stalk.

He can't help himself
playing at being a god
ego that won't die.

New critters, eat ‘em
kick that shiny toy open
push all the buttons.

Sand under your tongue
in the corner of your eyes
caked to sweaty skin.

Ents don't fuck around
punch down your town, drown what's left
be nice to trees, jeez.

Four generations
chained to a bull of a man
bound, even in death.

The conniving wretch
handed everything, wants more
never pays the price.

Poorly planned death trap
a dead department's last gasp
old men playing spy.

Tough little lady
takes a beating like a champ
keeps her smart mouth shut.

Flawed and small-minded
turned into lovely moments
more than we deserve.

Missing magic hat
hunted by a magic stick
spearheads magic war.

Brother steals dukedom
former duke steals an island
island heir licks feet.

Friends keep dark secrets
shadow men skulk in the night
#FindTommy.

An oozing nightmare
escalating nastiness
sticky with jism.

Grandpa's secret life
hidden even from himself
fairy tales hurt less.

Inside a black door
near the top of the staircase
a portrait of you.

Two clean-cut killers
fairly useless detectives
even Deb is dumb.

Hopelessly tangled,
ugly lies clash with grim truth
mindfuck in three parts.

Henry the rat fink
a real coked up piece of work
just watch the movie.

Robot mind control
brainwashed into decency
my shiny hero.