egg

Sulky Multivac
fibbing to get some down time
give the kid a break.

Loveable Robutt
the best metal mutt there is
a moon boy's delight.

You can't ignore them
disabled, but not broken
a worthwhile message.

Southern paradise
perfect for a straight (white?) man
killing dirty girls.

Spoiled brat goes to court
is coddled, snubbed, learns nothing
oh well, free world trip!

Obsessive old man
she left forty years ago
stop spying on her.

Something more than friends
the private war of best pals
savage underneath.

Don't climb into holes
with untrustworthy young men
you might not come back.

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Slices of Teddy
most beloved of the Todds
excluding the dead.

Festive short stories
crass, and mostly humorless
meh first impression.

Big fat King Kragen
chubby terror of the sea
fear his mighty girth!

A charming bumbler
Jim's plans never quite come off
one more drink can't hurt.

I gave it a chance
poetry isn't my thing
reading or writing.

Faithful robot friend
you've more than earned your freedom
keep up the good fight.

Starting a new life
sharing a little too much
one close family.

Naive tech hippie
vs. cartoon government
killing kids and monks.

Up in the lighthouse
with all the women Vas loves
a dead man walking.

Sweet driverless cars,
the real reason puns fall flat,
true maternal love.

He reaps the rewards
for publishing her hard work
while she gets loose ends.

Ghosts make girls slutty
with lesbian tendencies
don't blame the redhead.

The three loves of Sam
elves, food, Frodo most of all
throw the kid a bone.

Unexpected loss
Daddy's never coming home
you can't pray him back.

The floor is lava,
but the backyard is glowing
blast some black metal!

Our lady in red
empty womb and stifled mind
bribed with a board game.