egg

Poor little Piggy
the chubby voice of reason
sucks to your conch shell.

Nessie with roid rage
let's keep poking the monster
trust me, I free dive.

Creepy connections
carrot hands, road tomatoes,
a garbage hamster.

Angry catholics,
murdered monks, dangerous books
thanks, Google Translate.

Cheer me up, he said
his sister is a goner,
quite a lively one.

Bothering hippies
interviewing white people
West Coast style smugness.

Lacy gold fungus
it's the hot new body mod
get your glow on, girls.

Ignorant man-thing
the Pervert from outer space
shivering year round.

A dying old man
feared by all, loved by these two
filling in the blanks.

With a little help,
Parker milks them from all sides
I'm sure they won't mind.

Do it by the book
just stick to the script, Jimmy
no need to show off.

One cheerless summer
where's Lassie when you need her?
go on, ask Holland.

An obvious lie
“good manners” above the truth,
and a good man's life.

There's never enough
love, wealth, or toilet paper
plenty of heartache.

Thoughtless narcissist
with delusions of grandeur
insufferable!

Jim's silver lining
war is a grand adventure
just go a bit nuts.

In love with a prick
stalked by an obsessive creep
cherished by a goat.

Too many poems
a problem I also have
at least it was free.

Marsupial man
roped into a relics scheme
and a lady's bed.

What a friendly guy
chatting about the good times
who is he again?

How to steal a bank
step one: wheels, then... you know what?
Don't even bother.

Robots do it all
they mine, they spy, they proofread,
they flirt with your wife.

Obsessed with his wife
in life, in death, and beyond
what's with the clean thing?

Robin is a brat
a moody cardboard cutout
just forbidden fruit.

Thinning out the herd
The Op gets blood on his hands
not on his conscience.