egg

Daddy's coming home
stash some teeth in your pocket
the spiders won't mind.

Biff is a wiseass
the ladies seem to like it
but it gets old fast.

His glass is half full
but his head is half empty
poor guy got the girl.

Sexbot on the run
smuggling pink goo to escape
ugh, replicators.

Bigfoot loves his son
but he can't be there for him
Harry tries to help.

Eight brave little boys
saving a friend with candy
one sweet victory.

Other Mother's prize
an ungrateful little sneak
play with your rats, dear.

Lovely, but anxious
inside view of many heads
on one small island.

Cutting down the trees
making slaves of the natives
that's the human way.

Apprenticed to Death
mooning over a princess
Mort has zero chill.

Two selfish white men
meddling with foreign affairs
and the same woman.

Sensible enough
more so than Clonus Horror
that's not saying much.

Cunning sea sirens
glowing girls with toothy smiles
what about mermen?

Creepy crawly son
sulking in his filthy room
why won't he just die?

Former childhood friends
brought back together by death
though, no one likes Dave.

Two hundred (plus) years
ignoring our history
to feel better-than.

Pure wish fulfillment
the know-it-all gets the guy
while the flirt repents.

Highly-strung duckling
becomes the sassiest swan
thanks, memory loss!

The gentle tyrant
collecting entertainments
in her dainty fist.

Keep Mars for Martians
humans destroy everything
no planet is safe.

Nasty ice beastie
hardly their biggest problem
poor unlucky fools.

He wrestles, he sings,
dances with bulls, saves the girl!
Tad forgetful, though.

Newts are people too
once they have bombs, anyway
top shelf herp satire.

Mostly annoying
one whining voice, walking dogs
I'd divorce them all.

Things get weird in Wales
it's not just the creepy bird
justice for Archie.