egg

Driven mad by grief,
Fist finds his way to Jesus
family in tow.

No, don't tell your wife
talking will just confuse her,
poor dumb lady brain.

Sad in a good way
caught myself feeling anxious
for made-up people.

Scooby dooby doo!
Maybe don't open that door,
goddamn meddling kids.

The cutest Dark Lord
better than any pony
awww, look at his skulls!

He's in the movies,
but he's no bullshit artist.
Chili means business.

Small bits of magic
even bronchitis can't kill
I'd like some more, please.

Thinking is no fun,
why bother when you could burn?
What pretty colors!

French or Italian
Brits can't stand a foreigner
even a mummy.

Ungrateful children
soon become selfish old men
but the land endures.

Stamp collecting thief,
amateur magician thug,
red had it coming.

Rather sweet jumble
more memories than nonsense
cancer is a bitch.

King, you old monster,
what is it with you and pets?
leave the dogs alone!

Space birds & the bees
a little hard to swallow
rest in pieces, moon.

Fearless, faithful knight
facing his most frightful foe
a foxy female.

Digging up the past
nice hobby for a young man,
or an old wizard.

Cascading nonsense
this one was a chore for me,
so sorry Ireland.

Tiny homesick prince
end it Cleopatra style
traumatize some kids.

Lies piled on half-truths
poor unwilling detective,
solve the case with booze.

Rogga on the prowl
dubious new friends in tow
three stories in one.

Vignettes in New York
an uneven collection,
but fun nonetheless.

Beloved scoundrels
stealing what isn't nailed down,
quenching endless thirsts.

Crazypants rich guy,
psychic hero/baby love,
HUGE daddy issues.

A fat stack of cash
just to wear an ugly dress
and chop your hair off.

Willfully obtuse
get your nose out of the air
and look at yourself.