egg

All I can picture,
Matt Damon's slab of a face
the beefiest spy.

Scattered metal parts
brought together for science
or reasons unknown.

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Spoiled, selfish manchild
taking love, giving nothing
whining for more praise.

Free leg in the post
not the best wedding present
certainly unique.

Half goblin, half elf
all court intrigue, all the time
charmingly upbeat.

It makes perfect sense
his eye was creepy, you see
damn that pesky noise!

inside out exile
wallowing in bitterness
time to use him up.

Unwitting hero
just right for a doomed island
and a not-quite-son.

Death in ostrich boots
heads or tails, choose carefully
she deserved better.

Get the city drunk
the ultimate solution
to every problem.

Saint sanctioned mischief
fighting crime and mending hearts
the Welsh super-monk.

Seed from a flawed fruit
spotting a place to take root
don't mind the fresh bones.

Goodthink wouldn't fly
most comrades think with their junk
doublepluspantswise.

Twisty taste of home
murder plots seldom end well
no pun intended.

Series of essays
not what I was looking for
mostly anecdotes.

Goofy revenge tale
heavy on blood, light on plot
I smell a sequel.

Too vulgar for school?
An uncomfortable read,
worth the couple hours.

The ultimate goal
a special version of hell
thinking forever.

Greedy little man
jealous of her lonely life
that ending was bull.

One funny lady
her life must be exhausting
Victor is a saint.

Well, that was somber
breeding your kids like livestock
just faithful meat sacks.

Saving lives with MATH!
Silly read for Halloween
scary as a fart.

Meet more-or-less George
embittered by secret loss
maintain that stiff lip.

Ugly little book
full of vile, ugly people
butchering for teeth.

Give him back the fish
a lawyer doesn't need one
inside a Lincoln.