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Chump inherits house
what a terrible hardship
welp, she'll have to go.

Self-centered artists
the same metal obsession
(in or ex)ternal.

Avoid rival cults
birds, snakes, big angry sky dad
give fruit trees your love.

Tutor for the boy
be friendly, talk about birds
the mother has needs.

Soggy pranks are played
reckless driver gets lectured
don't shoot at cats, bud.

Bros climb a mountain
get snippy, meet a cool dog
strong tea is guzzled.

From squalid city
to desolate burnt out husk
should have flown to Wales.

Demons, crazed killers
homecoming is worst of all
boy-Buffy can't dance.

Too many movies
not enough maternal love
still missed the plot twist.

Stuck in a sickbed
mind just as sharp as ever
clues from the grapevine.

Ornery miser
tempting amount of money
have a bigger slice.

Swindler gets his due
shame about the other two
can't be too subtle.

Self-immolation
literacy for rebels
free zoo sandwiches.

She's on the warpath
get the gun, shoot the baddie
not much of a plan.

Magnet for weirdos
following around, yapping
no one cares to ask.

Loyal companion
golden-eyed biter of legs
gentle libertine.

Smug politicians
you're twisting my melon, man
they can't all be right.

Holiday tensions
don't ruin the fishing trip
get some on the side.

Cheesy option: Love is like a fishstrive to keep your pond well-stockedlose it anyway.

Long way to waddle
indulge in self delusion
keep selling the lie.

A bad country song
piggies deserve a good meal
sad guys finish last.

A frivolous case
free trip to murder island
no one likes taxes.

No formal training
mentored by a luckless sod
a scrapper's instincts.

Crabs, waves, cloud missiles
the highlight of your career
dying for a cause.

Fanciful bugger
grand plans, petulant outcomes
ardent, bored, repeat.

Enough, momma's boy
best keep some thoughts to yourself
leave her corpse alone.