egg

Stolen gems, cute ears
a cult with ghosts on demand
men dropping like flies.

Some space mutiny
not a single railing kill
needs more robot friends.

Mister sad robot
his name is irrelevant
makes little girls cry.

Watch out, warriors
he'll kick your head off your neck
the kid knows celt-fu.

Do not wear black face
no matter your reasoning
it never ends well.

Pious country life
fraught with sexual tension
keep praying, pervert.

Fatty kills woman
don't worry, not a white one
no one that mattered.

People are too much
turtles are preferable
go bask in the sun.

High-strung feminist
smoldering knuckle-dragger
dire love triangle.

Competitive gods
they have plans for your armpits
ball is life (and death).

Songs, sporting events
lovingly remembered balls
quotes on quotes on quotes.

Too hungry to care
must be political bread
never touch the stuff.

Who created what
wise old men talk your ear off
nonsense, in the end.

Live a righteous life
try not to get your ass burned
pucker up, lover.

Defeated woman
embrace opportunity
run with open arms.

Get drunk, get divorced
complain about family
live at rock bottom.

Mystic chaperone
rich kids, no consequences
they'll eat her alive.

Masked flowerpiercer
little-devil poison-frog
napo monk saki.

Ruth senses bad vibes
has a bloodhound sniff ‘em out
such thorough stagecraft.

The ugly duckling
soon self-interested swan
so much for wisdom.

You're reading this book
it's a book about reading
you're such a horndog.

Chronic illness sucks
health insurance is a scam
Victor stays golden.

Not such a bargain
eternal gray stagnation
greedy little apes.

Older now, widowed
days of power left behind
time for women's work.

The con was a smash
google half the characters
feel illiterate.