Stephen King's groceries list is probably more interesting than anything I'll ever manage to write.

Don't judge a book by its cover, they say; and they're right, because this book has an awful, kind of cringy cover (my wife physically cringed when she saw it), but it's been the best book on writing SFF that I've picked up so far.

There's one useful chapter in this book, and it's the one about the MICE quotient/story structure analysis/planning tool. Other than that, I think Brandon Sanderson's YouTube writing lectures are far more informative (and up to date) than this.

The half of this book that's about “How to Write a Sentence” is super good. The half of it that's about “How to Read One” is abysmal.

Phew. If I have on complaint about Stephen King books, it's that they're exhausting because they move so quickly and never stop. In some ways, BLAINE THE PAIN TRAIN, who adorns the cover of this magnificent volume of The Dark Tower, is like an angry, dangerous metaphor for King's storytelling.

Ab. So. Lute. Ly. Amazing.

Outside of their Ancient Near-Eastern context, the meanings of the parables become a jumbled mess. Only by placing them within that cultural context do they suddenly spark to life the way they did originally, when Jesus first told them to his audiences.

Frankly, this remains today one of the most utterly disgusting tales in all of English literature. You can feel the nipping of the rats on your flesh as you read it.

[Apr 6 2022] *Robert Alter's translation of “Jonah” from The Hebrew Bible: Translation with Commentary.
[Apr 6 2022] *New Revised Standard Version of “Jonah” from the New Oxford Annotated Bible.