The Ersatz Elevator
Ratings15
Average rating4.1
15
Ratings15
Average rating4.1
Dear Reader,
If you have just picked up this book, then it is not too late to put it back down. Like the previous books in A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, there is nothing to be found in these pages but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to read.
Within the chapters of this story, Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase, a red herring, some friends in a dire situation, three mysterious initials, a liar with an evil scheme, a secret passageway, and parsley soda.
I have sworn to write down these tales of the Baudelaire orphans so the general public will know each terrible thing that has happened to them, but if you decide to read something else instead, you will save yourself from a heapful of horror and woe.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Reviews with the most likes.
5:
JEROME D: I cannot believe.
Only one word comes to mind when I try to describe this book: smashing. It is now officially my favorite one. Esmé, though? Not so smashing. As is the case with all other lame-o adults surrounding the Baudelaires, as per usual.
This one was hilarious and unputdownable. The kids all had their moments to shine too but, once again, Sunny remains the MVP in my books.
Olaf's scheming is also escalating and dare I say he's getting... craftier? Shivers. Someone better put these children in therapy after all this is over, or else.
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13 primary books14 released booksA Series of Unfortunate Events is a 19-book series with 13 primary works first released in 1976 with contributions by Lemony Snicket and Brett Helquist.
