egg

Slimy misty goop
spiders and a surprise guest
make a stew of meh.

Turing stole the show
but what happened to Mary?
Not much is resolved.

John McClane he's not
yippie-ki-yay to no one
needs more Taco Bill.

Fierce shock waves of love
charm man and dragon alike
shiny swords mean zip.

A get-rich-quick scheme
is the lesser of evils
when you drown your friends.

Mr. President,
why the convoluted plots?
Whack them already.

Realborns let you down
but Jane Sagan has your back
who needs a BrainPal?

Dwayne on a rampage
expertly illustrated
wide open beavers.

Unhorsed for a bribe,
stolen Egg, now thrown in a well
sort yourself out, Dunk.

Poor lonely Mary
lost her head over some cash
in more ways than one.

A scream in the night
scarlet robe and red herrings
revenge for Daisy.

Nature finds a way
to spread her malignant seed
whatever the cost.

Clues and anagrams
is there a sixty-seventh?
Where are you Andrew?

A beautiful book
not just a bible story
in California.

Quickie short story
a chance encounter with Jess
means no more headaches.

Glorious moustache
terrible taste in women
lay off the gambling.

Crushed fingers and dreams
are not the end of the world
you still have her son.

No happy ending
for the loneliest people
in Colorado.

Red hair and a kiss?
Should have accepted the horse
she's too short for you.

Ser Duncan the Tall
Not so bright, but full of heart
I see you, Brienne.

Kvothe does it all
especially murdering
and magic boners.

Chinese history,
suicidal scientists,
and physics puzzles.

Moldering teacher
overshadowed by fat truck
bonus(?) dead baby.

Secret in a barn
a meddlesome new houseguest
all will be revealed.

Free will is iffy
“better keep your eyes open”
when you're the boss man.