egg

We get it, H.P.
the Old Ones smell pretty bad
rest in peace, sled dogs.

Low-key invasion
naive, gin soaked refugee
don't swallow the cap.

One week with Auri
everything in its right place
eventually.

Banal detective
at least his wife has a job
top horror, my ass.

Warm, motherly smile
what a bargain for the room
who would want to leave?

Henry the creeper
groomed a child to be his bride
“fate” is a cop out.

Funny and touching
the people are so pretty
more dogs of New York!

Soap based anarchy
I am Joe's dirty giggle,
and his bag of fat.

A garlic stuffed mouth
major (tasty) overkill
the stake seems enough.

Wiki is your friend
Pharaoh's Aton, not so much
don't piss off the priests.

Adopted by ghosts
trapped in ancient prophecy
well, boys will be boys.

Justice for Sancho
true hero of the story
loyal squire, and friend.

Not all that creepy
someone loves the word “blackness”
short little nightmares.

The butler's folly
dignity above all else
some sins are worth it.

Boarding school bloodhound
living with your mother's ghost
no new friends for you.

Copper coated case
summoned by a Sunday note
short work for a pro.

Junkie insta-love
chicks dig a polite killer
just give her earrings.

“Bitches love cushions”
words of wisdom from the gods
I need a Hellhound.

Cardboard characters
a bad day for curios
quick, impregnate her!

Amateur doctor,
and professional horndog,
full time con artist.

Pheasant sandwiches
a tricky meal to swallow
just think of England.

A sinister beard
the sexiest facial hair
poisoner or not.

Cross and double cross
who wouldn't be suspicious?
broads can't be trusted.

Exorcism TV
please don't give them ideas
creepy regardless.

Shakespeare and satire
punishment is a reward
Iceland is gorgeous.